They look like a drippy tortilla bag that vomits cheesy beef. Basically, it’s beef, cheese, and pico de gallo dumped onto a soft flour tortilla and transmuted to liquid magic in a tiny but angry little oven. And it actually ends up looking like this. Again, this is a deeply faulty, almost inedibly misconstructed, item. Yet, as it turns out, this beef, cheese, and tomato blob becomes more than the sum of its parts when superheated to Tokamak reactor temperature. So desirable is this grease slurry that Taco Bell patrons will lie to themselves that this time, through sheer willpower, they can eat it without causing a three-napkin incident.
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