They’ll either try to talk you out of it or use you to get pregnant and then reap your military benefits while screwing around behind your back when you’re deployed. I’m 38 now and too old to join. I sometimes wish I had joined up right out of high school. It probably would’ve helped me get my head out of my butt sooner! Not gonna lie, it’s going to suck, but when you get out, you have great benefits plus you’ll truly appreciate your freedom.
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